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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the gay midget? He finally came out of the cabinet"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."

"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"

"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"

"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"