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Joke of the Day

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day."

"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."

"These jokes about semen are getting out of hand Seriously guys, put a sock in it"

"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys? Coach."

"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"

"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"