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Joke of the Day

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"If I'm on a sneezing fit it's best to let me go, because by the 4th time you say ""God bless you,"" I'm ready for you to be out of my life."

"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."

"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"

"[gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! ""Thanks"" Anytime, pumpkin! ""You're sweet"" You're one in vermillion!"