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Joke of the Day

"DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!"

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."

"What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King? An angry wopper."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: ""Half way down my leg."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."

"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"

"I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me"

"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."

"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"