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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."

"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"

"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"

"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."

"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."

"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"

"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"

"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"

"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."