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Joke of the Day
"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."
Next Joke
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""
"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."
"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."
"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."
"What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes? The A-Men"
"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."
"I lost my eldest daughter to suicide. One down, two to go"
"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."
"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"