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Joke of the Day
"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left"
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"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"
"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."
"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"
"How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor."
"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""
"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."