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Joke of the Day
"I will never vaccinate my child. I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it."
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"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."
"IPhone and Macbook users."
"My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files He told me I lost the gig..."
"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."
"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."
"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."
"Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."