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Joke of the Day

"Just remember, every time someone misuses the word ""epic"" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser the King of Beers !"

"*has no girlfriend or kids* *gives out dating and parenting advice*"

"Human drinks a Vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. ""It's irony."""

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"

"Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing."

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""