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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"
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"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married? There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck."
"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""
"Why can't you suck air through your fist while bobbing your head back and forth? ;}"
"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"
"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."