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Joke of the Day

"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water."

"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"

"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."