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Joke of the Day

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"

"I do this cool trick when you introduce yourself where I concentrate on literally anything else in the universe except your name."

"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."

"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."

"Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight."

"Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban."

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."

"Definition of clickbait"

"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."