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Joke of the Day

"There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters"

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"

"What do you call the memory of a camping trip? Past Tents"

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."

"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"

"Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh"

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"COP: Nobody on the main floor. Let's check upsta-- GIRAFFE COP: Nobody upstairs"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."