198930

Joke of the Day

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."

"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"

"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"I could understand Eve's choice to doom all of humanity if she'd been offered nachos. But an apple? My ovaries are not amused."

"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."

"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."

"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."

"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"

"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"