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Joke of the Day
"Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings"
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"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"
"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."
"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""
"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"
"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"
"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."
"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society. It's the thought that cunts."
"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."
"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."