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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."

"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."

"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."

"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "

"Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!"

"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."

"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"