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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
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"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."
"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."
"Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"
"I'm sorry guys Why can't Sally ride the swings? Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there? Not Sally..."
"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."