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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
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"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."
"I became a vegan yesterday... ...but I tell you, it was a missed-steak."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."
"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"
"Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence, hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)"
"""Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!"" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife"
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
"Me: What happened to all the bourbon? Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken."
"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."