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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"
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"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."
"[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver"
"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"
"Why do molluscs only think of themselves? Because they're shellfish"
"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
"Puts an ""I love Daddy"" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read."
"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."