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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"
"Its funny how condoms are relatively cheap but as soon as you break one your out a few hundred."
"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."
"I'm going to find a cure for blindness. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."
"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""
"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."