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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
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"Just look at the one picture I show you on my phone. Don't scroll to the next one."
"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
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