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Joke of the Day

"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."

"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"

"I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake."

"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."

"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."

"At a live orchestra, and lightening strikes, who gets hit first? The Conductor"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"

"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."