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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"
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"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."
"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"
"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."
"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."
"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"