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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"What's it called when Jesus walks across the street? A cross walk"

"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."

"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"

"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"

"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"

"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."

"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."