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Joke of the Day
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
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"Heard this from a homeless guy in Philly What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Ya know, just between you and me, that guy's a dick."
"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"
"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""
"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."
"Hello from the other side Bye."
"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"
"When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!"