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Joke of the Day

"I'm friend with 25 letter of the alphabet... I don't know why... -Chris Turner"

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"Come on CNN it's not a snow storm. It's Mega-Winterpocalypse Snowmageddon Def Con 4 KillStorm 2011. Get your facts straight."

"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"

"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"

"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"

"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"