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Joke of the Day

"Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?"

"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a cinephile? I won't tell you which one I am, but I like to bring my own candy and just watch."

"A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says "" Gimme a Beer ... and a Mop !"

"needs to stop keeping the cocaine next to the coffee creamer. I screwed up again. drinking a cup now and it has that weird milky taste."

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline"

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"