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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"

"What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Repost, forgot to proofread ""What's does a dick and a Rubiks Cube have in common?"" From /r/Jokes"

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"I'm not feeling very well today, I have constipation But I couldn't give a shit"

"Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures"

"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."

"I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie."

"Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? Because they never get out of their shell"

"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."

"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"