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Joke of the Day

"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"

"When people shorten words for no reason it makes me want to commit murds."

"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."

"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"

"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men: such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious"