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Joke of the Day
"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"
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"Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes."
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."
"You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids."
"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One deer turns to the other and says ""Man, I cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there"""
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"
"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"
"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."