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Joke of the Day

"Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends? He was way too autistic for his own good."

"What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""? About three inches. "

"My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for ""minimal lettuce."" He said he was sorry but they only had iceberg."

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"

"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."

"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."

"How many Mexican's does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"