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Joke of the Day
"""Remember six seconds ago when you were comfortable?"" - oscillating fans"
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"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."
"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."
"My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret."
"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"