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Joke of the Day
"I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell."
Next Joke
"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."
"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."
"Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!"
"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"
"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."
"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"