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Joke of the Day
"In light of micheal phelps defeat... You could say he got schooled"
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"""My mum hung a picture of me when I was 5 on the wall."" ""Months? Years?"" ""No, seconds."""
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
"San Andreas is just like Godzilla only Godzilla is invisible"
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""
"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."
"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."
"What do you tell a jew to shut up? Sssshhhhhh"
"Annoy your wife by saying ""wow"" every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor."