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Joke of the Day
"How does a penguin keep itself hydrated? His waddle bottle."
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"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."
"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"
"There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"""
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks."
"My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other... Her name is Ilene Wright."
"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."