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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks."

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"

"Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock."

"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."

"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"

"I have trouble ending small talk. Some guy I started talking to in 1998 on a bus is still talking to me. His name is Gary. He hates rain."

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"