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Joke of the Day
"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."
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"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"How do you get an elderly lady to say f***? Get another one to say bingo"
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"Smokey The Bear is the narc version of Yogi Bear."
"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"
"How does Bono spell color? With or without ""u"""
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."