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Joke of the Day
"Polish bank robber tied up the safe, blew the guard."
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"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"
"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."
"Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. How crazy is it that we're about to FLY. I still can't get over it. Wow. How does that even work."
"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"
"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""
"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""
"""Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.."" *tenderly moves her bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*"
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"