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Joke of the Day

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"

"Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy."

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"

"*notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop* Me: You're a Cher fan too!? Her: Hold on *takes off bluetooth* Her: What? *dies alone*"

"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."

"A foot fetishist had a bad experience in bed He got off on the wrong foot"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."

"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."