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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of woman [reddit!](http://data1.whicdn.com/images/55422337/large.png)"

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."

"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"

"A love letter to my iPhone The apple of my I"

"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."

"A joke about rehab and people who think they are better than you...and horses? That horse you're on needs to go to rehab, because he is FUCKING HIGH!"

"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"

"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""

"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."