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Joke of the Day
"When I heard that Dr. Heimlich died at age 96... I got all choked up."
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"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."
"What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation."
"I looked out the window earlier and the sky was bright green. I thought, 'I've got the fucking plane upside down."""
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"
"Boss: Just spend the company's money with the same discretion as you would your own. Me: I understand. *bankrupts the company"
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean."