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Joke of the Day
"What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents? Slayer."
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"Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with the ones you've lost and then do those things for the ones you still have."
"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything... ...trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."
"That awkward moment: You're watching a movie with your Dad when a sex scene comes on. And then your dad starts stroking your balls. Am I right??"
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"How to become a The Fray fan in easy steps - Step 1: You say, ""We need to talk..."""
"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"