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Joke of the Day

"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""Hasn't decided yet,"" I say, winking at my refrigerator & hanging up. A ""FRIDGE 2016"" banner hangs above him"

"You see, the thing about dark humor is... it's a lot like food. Not everybody gets it."

"This sub has the most AMAzing jokes on Reddit."

"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"

"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"I watched Transformers today. I've spent the last 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret. He's shy."

"Did you hear about the woman who gave birth in her 50's? You haven't? Oh, wait...that's right.... that's because they can't. (Menopause) Ha."