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Joke of the Day

"Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian? He becomes a *sore-sage*."

"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left?"" Because black people have no rights"

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."

"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."