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Joke of the Day

"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."

"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."

"that stage of not showering where you develop a sort of detached, clinical interest in how bad you smell & seeing how much worse it can get"

"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."

"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."