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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
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"Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
"My 8-year-old just offered me leftover cashews from his lunch, asking ""Do you want these nuts?"" and I'm not mature enough to be a parent."
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""
"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"Why was the drug dealer late? Because he tripped"
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."