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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"

"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."

"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."

"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"

"What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude"

"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."