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Joke of the Day

"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."

"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."

"Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy."

"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""

"What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao"

"Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways? I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares."