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Joke of the Day
"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
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"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."
"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"
"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"
"Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk"
"What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a garth brooks concert."