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Joke of the Day

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."

"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."

"What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Spine"

"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"

"The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed"

"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"

"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"

"House Hunters: We need plenty of space for entertaining, 62 bedrooms, a fully staffed Cheesecake Factory & a heliport. Our budget is $287."

"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."