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Joke of the Day
"I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care."
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"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."
"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."
"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"
"Waitress dad jokes When waitress comes to the table ask if she takes orders ,""to go""? If she says yes respond with, ""Great! Get your purse we're leaving."""
"An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better. The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus."
"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"
"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"