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Joke of the Day

"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!"

"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"

"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"

"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"

"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."