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"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."
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"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"
"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."
"How does someone stop ISIS? Change their name to past tense, WASWAS."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"So a baby seal walks into a club ..."
"Whoever coined the phrase ""Quiet as a mouse"" has never stepped on one."
"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."
"""If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."" ""Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."""
"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""