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Joke of the Day

"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."

"Why do babies cry so much? YOU'RE MOM."

"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"A baby seal walked into a club"

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."

"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"

"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."

"What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic? H2? Oh!"

"Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month."