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Joke of the Day

"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."

"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"

"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"

"What's long and smells like shit? The unemployment line."

"An ATM machine that gives you a hug and whispers 'Everything will be ok' into your ear when you check your account balance."

"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"

"How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer!"

"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."